anarchapella:

This is a dog that has learned this the hard way

peepuddle:

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

gracewileysmith:

me: (french accent) alexa, this is so sad read–

pixelchyro:

Here comes a thought
That might alarm you

siobhanblank:

glixbitch:

jooferslannister:

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

kurly-fryz:

:D

neproxrezi:

i need the world to keep not ending until the finished deltarune comes out because i bet itll have a new mix of megalovania and itll slap your nuts clean off

thetrashthatsmilesback:

littleprxgrammer:

deepspacequeer:

tfw someone calls you their friend for the first time

tfw someone calls you their friend for the 323,729,425th time

Friend

oddbagel:

Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post

hanari502:

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.